25 % Off On Stoya’s Fleshlights

It’s that time again fuckers!

25% off on all Stoya’s Fleshlights! I recommend the fleshie.com approved Stoya Destroya, you won’t be disappointed!

Hurry the fuck up and buy it HERE

June 11, 2015

Fleshlight LaunchPAD

Go fuck yourself iPad!

I haven’t made a post in a while but the good folks over at Fleshlight just released the LaunchPAD and I didn’t want you fuckers to miss the only iPad case you can make actual sweet love to.

I wish I could try this amazingly ridiculous product out but sadly, I’m not an iPad owner, and buying one just for the LaunchPAD is not an option because I’m ballin’ on a budget right now (and borrowing one from a friend just for this seems way to fucking weird).

How it works? You basically just attach your iPad + Fleshlight and load up your favorite porn (Or your GF on Skype? Or your fav Ted Talk? Or… whatever the fuck you get off to, no judging) and you’re good to go.

Read more about the LaunchPAD and watch the promo video (SFW, no dicks) by clicking HERE.

June 26, 2014

Black Friday Sale

Black Friday Sale

Fleshlight’s annual Black Friday Sale starting tonight at 7PM. Get ready for the biggest sale of the year bitches! 25% off everyting in the entire store, it doesn’t get better than this so take advantage before the sale ends!

fleshlight.com/black-friday

November 23, 2011

Huge Discount At The Fleshlight Store

Huge Discount At The Fleshlight Store

There’s a huge site-wide sale going on at fleshlight.com right now. 22% on all products. As usual, this discount won’t last so if you are thinking about buying a Fleshlight, and I know you are, now’s your chance.

FLESHLIGHT.COM

November 15, 2011

Home Made Fleshlight

Home Made Fleshlight

Do not try the Home Made Fleshlight.

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October 1, 2011

The Number One Pocket Pussy In The World

The Number One Pocket Pussy In The World

Looking for a pocket pussy? Read why I consider the Fleshlight to be the number one Pocket Pussy in the World.

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October 1, 2011

4 Million Fleshlights Sold

4 Million Fleshlights Sold

The guys at Fleshlight are back with another good deal to celebrate 4 million Fleshlights sold. They are rolling back their signature lineup to original pricing throughout the month of may, this means up to 15% off. So to all you remaining skeptics: girls have vibrators/dildos, guys have Fleshlights, big fucking deal. I mean, let’s be real, 4 million Fleshlights have now been sold worldwide, it can’t be that bad?

Check it out: fleshlight.com/4-million/

May 5, 2011

New Fleshlight Girl: Lisa Ann

New Fleshlight Girl: Lisa Ann

Another Fleshlight girl was just announced, and it’s none other than porn actress and Sarah Palin look-alike; Lisa Ann! There's really nothing I don't like about this smokin’ hot MILF, and now when she’s getting her own fleshlight, well consider me an even bigger fan. Check out some pictures of Lisa Ann getting molded at the Fleshlight headquarters after the jump.

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May 5, 2011

Jenna Haze On The Naughty Show Podcast

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My favorite pornstar and Fleshlight girl, Jenna Haze was a guest on the Naughty Show podcast recently, They have pornstars on about once a week. This time, Jenna haze stopped by and they spent the entire time talking about, yes, sex, and her Fleshlights. Click on the picture above to listen to this epic podcast.

May 5, 2011

Fleshlight Project X

Fleshlight Project X

I just saw these pics of what appears to be 2 new Fleshlight models that was taken at the headquarters recently. The oval shaped ones in the black and white photo, could probably fit the requested “dual-orifice” sleeve (vagina/anus). I really hope that’s the case, that would be awesome. The second one with a digital display(?), could possibly be a new enhanced Stamina Training Unit. That would at least explain their “buy one, get the STU for free” deal they had a few weeks ago. Anyway, I’m just speculating, who the fuck knows…We’ll hopefully hear more in the coming months.

May 5, 2011