The Number One Pocket Pussy In The World

The Number One Pocket Pussy In The World

You’re shopping around for a pocket pussy, aren’t you?
You want to know which pocket pussy to buy, because that’s what the modern man does, he Googles before he buys.

So, which pocket pussy is the best?
Well, my personal favorite is the one and only, Fleshlight. I love it so much, I made a whole website about it. Yeah, I know…but you’re the one googling for a pocket pussy so you should appreciate the fact that I’m trying to help you here.

All right, so the Fleshlight is the pocket pussy to buy?
Yes, in my opinion, it’s not even worth comparing a Fleshlight to other pocket pussies, it’s that good.

What’s so great about it?
The Fleshlight feels fucking awesome, but not only that, they have a lot of different models to choose from.

Which Fleshlight should I get?
Read my Fleshlight reviews and check out the user reviews on fleshlight.com.

It’s a bit over my pocket pussy budget, is it really worth the money?
Short answer: Yes.
It’s not the cheapest one around but you get what you pay for, trust me. I’ve tried most of them. After a quick “pocket pussy” google search, you’ll see I’m not the only one who prefers the original Fleshlight over the other pocket pussies out there.

If you don’t want to spend too much money, I recommend Fleshlight’s Sex In A Can line. They are cheap, feels awesome, and looks like a beer can. What’s not to love? They also have an anal and a mouth version of it. So if you prefer a blowjob over the sweet pussy, go with that. Just don’t buy a horrible knockoff pocket pussy.

Does the Fleshlight really fit in my pocket?
Probably not, but is that really necessary dude?

Okay, I’ve read your whole goddamn post about pocket pussies, what do I do now?
How about you start browsing Fleshlight.com. I’m sure you’ll find something you like.

That’s it folks, enjoy!

October 1, 2011

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